I can’t open up and cry Coz I’ve been silent all my life I feel...– Marina and the Diamonds
mom: what kind of woman has an orgasm every time she has sex?
me: a lesbian.
thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
lameborghini: if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me
shamusiel: nicki minaj writes a lot of songs about how much better she is than everyone so i really relate to her
I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.– Dr. Gregory House (via junettex3)