May 2012
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
tatumrose:
Raise your hands
Lift up your heart
Say a prayer
And don’t let it fall
Be careful, my dear
Don’t hide for fear
But don’t show your hand
Because the dealer
Doesn’t play fair
My 10th birthday party
wasthatweird:
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me: graduates college
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me: gets married
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me: has 3 children
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Watchhistory1970s:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
this video’s too fucking long for how stressful it is
you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like